Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Important life decisions

Emmy: "Who chooses where you go on your honeymoon?"

Jayne: "Oh, sometimes the husband surprises the wife, sometimes they decide together."

Emmy: "What if I want to go to Eden, but my husband wants to go to Italy?"

Jayne: "Why do you want to go to Eden?"

Emmy: "Because my Grandma is there! That's better than Italy."

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Hiatus to another couch

Hi, all.
I made it down to the basement, and I am currently sitting up in the computer chair.

*applause*

This isn't going to last long, so I'll bust out this post real quick like.

Caleb drove the kids and I up to my Mom's for a few days last week, because her couch is different than mine and less molded to my body. Molded to my body, not molding to my body. Ew, gross.

Plus, there are a lot of adults there who can feed/bathe/clothe/nurture/care for my children (and me!) (minus the bathe/dress part. I did that a few times all by myself, thank you). 

Emmy wasn't feeling too hot one morning, so she watched the sledding from her spot in the back of the Caleb-mobile. 

 This was Claire's first sledding experience, and she lurved it. I don't have any photos of her happy face to prove it, but she really did! She would only smile while the sled was moving - go figure.

Yoo hoo! Clairey! Smile at me! 
Nada.

The driveway was more of a luge run than a sledding hill - basically sheer ice. Which made for some quick rides down!
Thank you so much, Mommy dear, for hosting their craziness and my pukieness. 


No matter how babies go about entering a family, sacrifice is always involved - and I am definitely not the only one sacrificing around here. Not even close.
I love you guys. 

Friday, January 20, 2012

Celebrate good times, Come On!

Look at what Katie brought me!

The doorbell rang one night, and there she was, standing on the porch staggering under the weight of this. She carried it in to me and said,

"This is.... to... Celebrate the... New Life which is... Bursting Forth... within You!"

I love it. The lady at the nursery told her that this was the best plant for emitting oxygen, so she picked it for me. Because she's uber considerate like that. I put it in my room, and sometimes I stick my face it in and breathe deep because it smells oh so green.

Thank you Kate. Have I told you lately that I love you?

Saturday, January 14, 2012

I need a word game book so I can stop making up my own games.

Agile
Brown
Cats
Drive
Every
Fanny
Goat
Herd
Into
Joyous
Kingdom
Lanes.
My
New
Opera
Practically
Quit
Rehearsing
Since
The
Understudy,
Very
Wrongly,
X-rayed
Yellow
Zucchinis.

I've been in bed all week. Give me a break.
Please, post a better one in the comments section, will you?
I anxiously await your clever answers.

Friday, January 13, 2012

To My Emmy

I wish I had a photo of you making that lovely piece of toast, the one you brought to me in bed this morning. Instead, I have the self-generated image of you, in your pajamas and messy hair, with the chair pushed against the counter, carefully wrestling the butter.

I wish I could thank you enough for changing Claire's diaper, and for making her giggle while you did it.

I wish I could permanently store in my remembrance the sound of you helping Claire to offer the prayer on your breakfast. I wonder if He has ever been so thanked for animal crackers and juice.

Thank you for playing Candyland with Jonah, even though you'd rather paint.

Thank you for sneaking out to the living room last night, to tell me "Mom, I'll be in bed if you need me."

For so many reasons, I'm so glad that you came first.
I love you, Em.

Saturday, January 07, 2012

Thank you, dear

As previously stated by my oh-so-eloquent spouse, Baby Number Four is on the way!

It's strange to put it in writing like that. It doesn't make it feel more real (because trust me, it feels real) but telling my little world which includes You makes me feel very "look at me!"ish and you all know how little I enjoy that. 
But joy is certainly mine, so why not share it? 

This is how it all went down, according to me. Not that Caleb's story was insufficient, bless his cute heart.
On Christmas morning, we all dove into our stockings. Claire was only mostly awake, but she offered up this smile to please us. She's such a gem, I tell you what.

Caleb and I traditionally do stockings for each other, and right on top of mine was a cute little box labeled "First Answer Pregnancy Test" at which I laughed and then rolled my eyes at. Silly Caleb, he's such a joker!

Just before leaving for church - and I mean just before (the kids were in the car already) Caleb said "Just go take it, why not?"

I giggled, and said "Oh fine, you goob."

He came in the bathroom right about the time that I started crying and blubbering and laughing and "what?!" ing. 

So off to church we went, Christmas morning a million times better than it had ever been before.

 I'm not completely ready for Claire to not be my baby any more. It's lucky that I have all the way until next summer before this next one arrives. Claire will be two and a half by then, and more than ready for a little sibling.

I felt fantastic for the first week +, besides being tired, and was thanking my lucky stars. The weather has been freakishly warm and playing outside was in order every day.

 Until Tuesday. WHAM!! Like it usually does. I'm not positive what my kids did every morning between the time they woke up and the time that I stumbled out of my bed to the bathroom, at least two hours after them. Emmy has really showed some maturity lately, feeding them breakfast and herding them to the basement to play.

Wednesday afternoon I was passed out with Claire, and Emmy and Jonah got it in their minds to set the trampoline back up. Caleb had taken it down after thanksgiving, anticipating snow. Because it usually snows in December, you know?
So they got into the garage, found the wagon, found the trampoline box, loaded the springs and the tarp into the wagon, pulled the wagon all the way around the house into the back yard, hung all the springs around the rim of the bars, and were strugglingly hanging up the tarp when Caleb arrived home from work.
It's not like he wasn't going to help them finish the job, after all the work they had just gone through.

 After setting it up he moved it to the front yard, so I can sit in my huddle on the couch and watch them right out my window.

Much happiness was the result.

Also much static.

Speaking of happiness, when my Sister Cami caught wind of our dire-ish situation, she packed her bags and headed over.
Many of my friends have offered to help, watching the kids in the mornings and things like that. It's been overwhelming how surrounded I am by loving people! 

Cami arrived thursday night, and immediately started cleaning the kitchen. In the morning, she brought me food in bed as soon as I was awake, then packed up Claire and headed to the grocery store. She pretty much placed food on my lap and played with my kids and cleaned my house non stop until she left, a few hours ago - promising to return Monday morning. 
How do you thank some one for that kind of gift? 

This morning, we woke up to this:

 Much to our joy!

It's supposed to be warm and sunny again for the next ten days, so it looks like the trampoline is still going to get plenty of use.

 Although the snow didn't slow down the trampoline play one bit.

Meanwhile, I haven't gained any weight but I have gained a gut. How is that? Two pairs of pants are already too tight, and I'm only six weeks along.
I told my Mom, and she said "It's the fourth kid, Jayne. You'll never be the same."
Of course I'll never be the same. Considering how much the last three have taught me, I can't wait to see what this next little person will do to help me stretch and grow.
Emotionally and physically  ;)

Friday, January 06, 2012

Christmas in rhymetry at the Kepsel's

T'was...Have you ever actually personally started a sentence with "T'was"? It makes me want to say all the other words with the "T'w" sound, Like so....
T'was the T'wnight before T'wchristmas and all t'wthrough the t'whouse... wow is that awful, twit.  Guess you saw that one coming, eh. Ok, Start over. 

T'was the night before Christmas and daddy's already crashed,   


Sisters wearing her new Moose Poop earrings that we hope don't give a rash. 

Amanda's beautiful stockings are under the Princess Castle with care,
(I made that castle)
(cool huh)

And we are hoping that Papa with stop crocheting his own underwear;

When from behind me I heard such a cheer:
Little brother just showered and sister washed his hair, 
(hair here should be pronounced Heer for rhyming purposes)

Ok I am going to stop now because of the following reasons:
  1. Writing in rhymes to that story is actually really annoying.
  2. Really annoying.  
  3. I am struggling with coming up with more pictures that can fit any kind of continued sequence.
  4. I have come to the conclusion that I am not a talented writer, My talent is my face, enough said. 
  5. Shazam was Camille's response to #4. 
On a more enlightening side (Yes I have one of those and no, I will not show it to you)
Christmas is just as exciting for me now watching my own children, if not more so, than it was when I was a child. (Contrary to popular belief I am not a child)

Minion number one was everything Princess
  (Jayne is not a person to dislike really anything, really she is so open and easy going it amazes me, (think opposite me)
BUT she does not like being called Princess... Really, try it... I dare you...)
(I love you honey) (Camille made me type that) (I promise)

Have you ever played this game? Me either. But I hear it's awesome. If anyone one who reads this would like come play this game with us please say so and we'll make it happen.  

This Minion (#3) is great. A box of tissues and she is in Minion heaven. 

 I was so jealous of Minion 2. Really. I am moving on before bitterness sets in.  

 And then there is Lala. I really can say no more than We Love her. 
Really Really love her. 

Minion 3 really really loved the castle. Really. 
 Really.

So to finish this awe inspiring post I shall inspire you one last time with the Art of Jayne.
This is a horrible picture of an amazing glass etch Jayne did. She covers the glass with contact paper, draws the picture on it, then cuts it out with an exacto knife and we etch it. Her Talent is unending. 

Jayne lastly gave me this for Christmas: I'm not sure what it means but she says it's a good thing so I believe her. I love you Jayne. Your truly a wonderful mother. Thank you.
My minions are becoming more numerous... bwahahaha...


Signed-  
                        -The Husband.  

Monday, January 02, 2012

Walking in a Springtime Wonderland

Yesterday afternoon, because it was January first but felt more like May first, because the trees in the neighborhood are confused and budding, and because we had all taken 3 hour naps, we decided to go for a walk.

Emmy was behind the lens, once again.
 Claire holds her stroller in very high regard. She will happily sit and wait in it for upwards of fifteen minutes if we're not ready to go when she is, patiently watching us put our shoes on.

Emmy determined to get a photo of each of us on the walk, and this is the best one she got of her very odd three year old darling little brother.

 I think Utah's portrait turned out the best. He's very photogenic.

 Oh, and these were some kisses that someone left on a mailbox.
Some people just really love to get mail!

 Katie-the-happy always joins us on our walks. We don't really give her a choice, since we usually show up unannounced in her driveway and all pound on her door and inform her that she is going on a walk so please get her dog, even if she already went on two walks today.
Good thing she likes walks so much! And us. She likes us too.

 Claire had somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 portrait shots.

 She's a willing victim.

 "Mom, if I hold the camera like this, it takes a picture of me! But I have to think about it so I forget to smile sometimes."

 "See? You can fit in too. Did it take?"

She only got a behind shot of her Daddy, but you don't hear me complaining about that. Even though his face is quite charming as well:)